Reader Q&A: Femdom Podcast #108 [Audio]

December 20, 2019, 3:45 am

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This femdom podcast Q&A includes the following:

• Cut or uncut, that is the question
• How to get my sub to be more communicative
• My submissive doesn’t initiate, help!
• Scammers, boo
• A certain type of play is causing him concerns
• How to support your vanilla partner in finding her dominance
• Resources for beginners (spoiler: My non-fiction book list!
• Me telling a new domme to DTMFA
• I’m really attracted to my sub, but he wants ‘MEAN DOMME’
• And more!

The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and Spotify: Subscribe if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes.

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Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it (though if it’s something time-critical, I suggest you ask your question pretty much anywhere else…!). It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you…

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Full transcript after the jump…

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Reader Q&A: Femdom Podcast #109 [Audio]

March 15, 2020, 5:10 am

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This femdom podcast Q&A tackles the following questions:

• Is this particular fantasy possible?
• New sub still wearing chastity device from his previous Domme. Halp!
• My wedding gift to my wife was a CB2000 as a joke (hint: not a joke)
• Am I a foot fetishist or a submissive?
• Do you have any post-orgasm torture ideas?
• How do you feel about honorifics from submissives you don’t own?
• Questions from an Arabic Muslim sub with an American Christian Domme
• Is ‘breaking subs’ a thing? What about shaping, training, or manipulating ?
• And much more!

The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and Spotify: Subscribe if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes.

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Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it (though if it’s something time-critical, I suggest you ask your question pretty much anywhere else…!). It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you…

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Full transcript after the jump…

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Femdom-guided meditation: Femdom Podcast #110 [Audio]

March 27, 2020, 5:48 am

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This femdom podcast is very different from my usual ‘Reader Q&A’.

I wanted to do something positive for you, my readers and listeners, who might be struggling right now. There is a lot of uncertainty and fear out there: These are scary times, and the worry about the escalating situation is very stressful for everybody. While there is not a lot I can do to change any of that, I can offer 10 minutes of respite for those who might find it helpful.

I was going to do a meditation specifically for relaxation and anxiety relief, but ended up with … Continue Reading

Reader Q&A: Femdom Podcast #111 [Audio]

April 14, 2020, 5:39 am

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This ridiculously fabulous femdom podcast Q&A includes the following:

• Have you tried receptive anal?
• How to do femdom dirty talk?
• Punishment vs scene time: How to deal?
• Suggestions for D/s with kids around
• What do you charge for a session? [a rant]
• Should I ask my Mistress to push past what I think I can take?
• When did you discover your dominance?
• At a loss for role play to punish him, halp!
• And more!

The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and Spotify: Subscribe if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes.

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Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it (though if it’s something time-critical, I suggest you ask your question pretty much anywhere else…!). It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you…

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Full transcript after the jump.

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Reader Q&A: Femdom Podcast #112 [Audio]

June 1, 2020, 5:45 am

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This fulsome femdom podcast Q&A includes the following:

• NEW PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m creating Femdom audio erotica!
• Partner wants me to be ‘more dominant’
• Do you have advice for your younger self?
• How to introduce group CFNM play to my dominant
• Do you have a favourite type of nipple clamp?
• Facing ruined co-habitation LDR plans because of Covid-19
• How to switch in the moment, any suggestions?
• Dealing with his performance anxiety
• Giving/receiving rimming: Yay or nay?
• And more!

The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and Spotify: Subscribe if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes.

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Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it (though if it’s something time-critical, I suggest you ask your question pretty much anywhere else…!). It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you…

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Sexual violence: Audio reading

December 27, 2011, 3:31 pm

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I have done an audio reading before, and kept intending to do more and just never got around to it.

Given I just wrote about reading this one as a bedtime story, I thought I would record it (see how that works? I am triple-dipping on that post!! This is what pure laziness looks like, people!).

If you like it and want to hear more, then encourage me with flattery and champagne (okay, fine, just flattery then!).

Last time I posted a reading, one of my audio-wizard readers cleaned up the file to improve the quality, so if … Continue Reading

Ferns for the aural: Audio

July 1, 2012, 5:49 am

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You asked for it, you got it!!

In this recording are some of the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post.

There is silliness and laughing and someone who might be me sounding very much like a Crocodile Dundee reject.

Enjoy.

The recording contains requests from:
– michael
– DumbDomme, Tom Allen
– Peroxide
– Coug
– # [Hash]
– ZeroToInfinity
– Jerome

The other requests are coming soon, in a blog post near you!… Continue Reading

Admonishments said out loud: Audio

July 6, 2012, 9:16 pm

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In this post, I fulfilled a couple of other reader requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they raawwwrr‘ post who wanted to hear me telling them what to do, all stern-like.

This was surprisingly difficult.

With the first one, to make it interesting, I had to kind of set up the entire scenario. In real life, I’d be much more likely just to go, “Go and do the chores, boy” and expect him to get up off his arse and go do it.

With the second, I was given a script that doesn’t at all reflect how I … Continue Reading

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I crave your mouth: Audio reading

July 11, 2012, 5:13 am

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This is another request from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post by Peroxide, who doesn’t even really like poetry, but requested that I read Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda, which I have posted previously.

I love quite a few of Neruda’s poems; his passion and beautiful turn of phrase is compelling.

Enjoy.

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Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.

I hunger for your … Continue Reading

The couch: Audio reading

August 2, 2012, 5:26 pm

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I am still working through the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post (you didn’t think I’d forgotten did you?!).

This is a reading of The couch, a gentle and incredibly sweet scenario I wrote about quite a while ago.

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Exercise audio porn

September 20, 2012, 12:02 am

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I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post.

I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, or myself.

But this time, I am all about the encouragement!!!

So here it is, the high point of my 20 minutes on the bike:

Does it sound like I’m having sex? I could totally fake it.

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NaNo snippet: Audio

October 26, 2012, 1:46 pm

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I know most of you probably didn’t notice that I still had one more request to fulfil from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post way back in June.

I was asked for a snippet from my NaNo writing from last year. A cheeky request! I recorded this soon after the request, then stalled on posting it because I wanted to find a snippet I liked better. Then trawling through 50k words to find something I liked better seemed like too much work. So I stalled some more.

But here it is, a piece that describes the shoes shown in … Continue Reading

‘Moo, motherfucker’ ringtone

November 12, 2012, 3:40 pm

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Yes, really! *laugh*

Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview.

It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals.

How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??!

No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak knives*.

Download here: Moo-Motherfucker

You’re welcome!

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* And by ‘free set of steak knives’, I mean ‘there are no free steak knives’… Continue Reading

Because she would ask me why I loved her: Audio

September 16, 2013, 7:03 pm

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For Mystic: Her favourite poem.

Because she would ask me why I loved her
by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932)

If questioning would make us wise
No eyes would ever gaze in eyes;
If all our tale were told in speech
No mouths would wander each to each.

Were spirits free from mortal mesh
And love not bound in hearts of flesh
No aching breasts would yearn to meet
And find their ecstasy complete.

For who is there that lives and knows
The secret powers by which he grows?
Were knowledge all, what were our need
To thrill and faint and … Continue Reading

Baby: Audio

December 22, 2014, 7:00 pm

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This is what I sound like when I am slightly drunk, when I am writing and suddenly typing seems like too much trouble so I decide on audio instead, when I am languid and lounging on the couch, a slight slurring, almost in too much stupor to force the words past my lips…

I suspect this is similar to how I sound after sex.

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I like the pet name ‘baby’.

It’s not because I infantalise my submissive.

It’s because to me it communicates sex and caring and sweetness, all of those.

I was going to write about this, but … Continue Reading

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Reader Q&A: Femdom podcast #91 – Anal sex, shyness, pain sluts… [Audio]

September 27, 2015, 11:06 pm

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Subscribe to my femdom podcast: iTunes
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This is an experiment in podcasting, welcome to it *smile*.

The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and while some of my old audio clips have made it into the podcast, this is the first brand new one. There will be at least one more and then I will see how I feel about it.

The questions I answered include:

• How can I make receiving anal sex more domly?
• Have you ever fed a man with your feet?

I laughed a lot in here: you’ll have to listen to see why…… Continue Reading

Reader Q&A: Femdom podcast #92 – Gifts, revealing desires, virgins, toys [Audio]

December 5, 2015, 1:29 am

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This Domme Chronicles femdom podcast is available on iTunes. In this one, I answer the following reader questions:

• Offers of gifts: what would you do?
• What qualities do you like about your regular readers?
• Tasks for a sissy slut?
• Should he talk to a friend of 20 years about his desires?
• Have you read or seen ‘The Book of Revelation’? What did you think of it?
• How important is training (of a dominant)?
• Can a virgin be a dom?
• Where can I get BDSM toys and outfits? (I mentioned frugaldomme.com in this answer, but should have checked it out first

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Reader Q&A: Femdom podcast #93 – Finding partners, kidnapping, spanking, threesomes [Audio]

March 4, 2016, 7:39 pm

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All the audio porn!

The Domme Chronicles femdom podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes.

In this one, I address the following reader questions:

• How do you polish an apple (no, that’s not a euphemism)?
• How do I choose a name and start controlling a sub?
• Have you been in a relationship with someone who had a kink that was a hard limit?
• Solicitation from a 69(heh) year old in Florida
• Kidnapping fantasies?
• Scammer warning (because always!)

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Reader Q&A: Femdom podcast #94 – Food things, ghosting & teletubbies [Audio]

June 9, 2016, 9:18 pm

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In this episode of ‘Ferns does femdom podcasting’, we have the following:

• What is your star sign?
• Teletubbies question :P
• What do you think of ‘Steak and Blowjob’ day [on re-listening, I hate how I just went along with the premise that ‘Valentines Day is for the ladieeezzz’: This is what happens when I do the talking thing and can’t edit!]
• Have you tried sploshing?
• Alternative food-related  label to replace ‘vanilla’
• Maaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!!
• Women on vanilla dating sites: what the fuck?
• Do you like spicy foods?
• Last cookie on earth: What would Ferns do?!
• Have you ever fantasised about eating off a submissive?
• What does YMMV mean on a pro-domme’s site?
• Ghosting… ugh :(
• Is my youth and inexperience responsible for my failures?
• Zen closer

The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes, so you can subscribe to it if you want to be sure to get my audio porn delivered straight to your ear holes.

Full transcript after the jump.

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Reader Q&A: Femdom podcast #95 – Domme with vanilla-ish partner [Audio]

July 13, 2016, 4:45 am

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In this femdom podcast, a novice Domme has a partner who she loves, they are compatible in all ways, except for in kink. She’s not confident that he’s really into the BDSM that she enjoys and she’s not quite sure what to do about it.

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Subscribe to the Domme Chronicles podcast on iTunes.

Want to ask me something? Pop on over to my Ask Me page and do it: even if I’m slow, I WILL get back to you! It’s completely anonymous, even to me, so nobody will know it was you…

Full transcript after the jump.
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